If we had to bet, we’d guess that the word ‘no’ was one of the first three words you learned. Heck, it’s one of the first three words any child learns. They pick it up and latch on quickly, screaming it repeatedly as their mother pulls them away from the toy section at Target.
So don’t try to tell us that you don’t understand when someone tells you ‘no.’ No means no, as the saying goes, and it’s as simple as that. We know you know that.
Which is why it’s hard to understand why you suddenly lose all concept of the word in certain situations. Namely, in bed.
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