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Because You’re Sporting A Ponytail

1 Jun

The only one with long, luscious locks in this relationship should be me (the female author of this blog).  Your attachment to your hair scares me a little, plus it means that you most likely spend more time on your hair than I do.

Whether it’s a side, high or low pony, braided, curly or straight or the ever-feminine half-up, half-down combination, the only American man who can pull off a ponytail is Willie Nelson.

Although this stipulation flies out the window of you are European or South American.  The accent and the exotic thrills foreign men provide cancel out this horrendous hair faux-pas. (See Antonio Banderas and David Beckham)

Here’s a tip from me to you, cut the hair.  Spend less time combing and coiffing your hair, and more time hanging out with us.  We’ll be happier and you’ll look manlier.

…this is why you’re single.