Tag Archives: Men

Because You’re Not These Guys

28 Jun

Not too long ago, we (the four female authors of this blog) sat down around a coffee table, mixed drinks in hand, talking about all the guys we would love to be with, if only the stars would align and make our wildest dreams come true.

Granted, since that talk, our wildest dreams have yet to be realized, but we haven’t given up hope that one day one of these guys – or their  incredibly sexy, significantly less famous look-alikes – will walk into our lives and sweep us off our feet.

Until then, feast your eyes on some of the incredible men women think about when they should be thinking about you.

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Because You’re Sporting A Ponytail

1 Jun

The only one with long, luscious locks in this relationship should be me (the female author of this blog).  Your attachment to your hair scares me a little, plus it means that you most likely spend more time on your hair than I do.

Whether it’s a side, high or low pony, braided, curly or straight or the ever-feminine half-up, half-down combination, the only American man who can pull off a ponytail is Willie Nelson.

Although this stipulation flies out the window of you are European or South American.  The accent and the exotic thrills foreign men provide cancel out this horrendous hair faux-pas. (See Antonio Banderas and David Beckham)

Here’s a tip from me to you, cut the hair.  Spend less time combing and coiffing your hair, and more time hanging out with us.  We’ll be happier and you’ll look manlier.

…this is why you’re single.

Because You Play World of Warcraft (WoW…you’re a big loser)

11 May

This is you.

We get it, everyone likes video games…in moderation.

However, when you your video game life starts replacing your real life it’s time to escape.  And that’s what your girlfriend did. You don’t actually know what your best friends look like, your avatar is a female and you are a male, you wish you could meet a girl like that gnome you just killed and you frequently use the terms lol, rofl and pwned in everyday conversation.

Human interaction is necessary for healthy relationships.  Put down the mouse, put on some pants and go to a bar.

…this is why you’re single.