Tag Archives: Underwear

Because Your Fetish Scares Us

19 May

There once was a woman named Jillian searching for the love of her life on “The Bachelorette.”  We won’t go into the gory details for those of you whose gag reflex goes into overdrive at the mere mention of the TV show, but one of her love interests had a thing for feet.  Yes, feet.

He asked to look at them the first night he met her.  He would always make comments about how nice they were.  He’d rub them for her.  He even talked about how Jillian’s feet were so cute he’d suck on her toes.  The look on Jillian’s face was a mix of shock and horror.  And for those of you who think that’s a good thing, it’s not.

We’re not saying this guy’s foot fetish got him kicked off the show, but we think it was a major factor.  Because let’s face it, some fetishes are weird, some are creepy and some downright scare us. Continue reading

Because I Can See Your Butt

12 May

For all you guys out there who blatantly ignore social graces and decide to buy pants two sizes too big…consider the fact that it may be impacting your relationship status. We don’t want to see your holey, dirty, plaid and torn boxer shorts hanging out of the top of your jeans.

And for all you ladies out there-don’t think you’re getting off easily. Your pants seem to be fitting you two sizes too small. If I can see your cellulite and your lacy pink thong, we have problems. It’s not attractive…it’s a target for horny guys. Seeing your panties might get a man to take you home for the night, but not home to his parents. It’s disgusting. It’s socially awkward and your friends will be embarrassed to hang out with you if your underwear is pulled up around your love handles and sticking out of the top of your pants. Underwear is called underwear for a reason–keep it under your clothes and out of sight.

…this is why you’re single.