Because You Don’t Know The Obvious Answers to Certain Questions

28 Jun

Q: Do you think I’m pretty?

Wrong answer: Sure.

Right answer: You’re gorgeous.

Q: What do you like about me?

Wrong answer: I like that you’re thin.

Right answer: Your eyes/smile/laugh/sense of humor/etc.

(This goes one step further)  Q: Do you think I’m too thin?

Wrong answer: Maybe a little.

Right answer: There is no right answer, because you never should have said thin to begin with.

Q: Are you going to miss me?

Wrong answer: I don’t know.  We’ll see.

Right answer: Absolutely.

Take note, all you single-ites out there.

…this is why you’re single.

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