We love our dogs. They’re cute. Fun. Always excited to see us. And we welcome their kisses.
But when it comes to you, we don’t want any excited-dog kisses.
There’s nothing wrong with making out. We’re all for it. But when we’re wondering why our eyebrow is wet, there’s a problem. So let’s keep the saliva ratios balanced. The warning light is going to start flashing when there’s more of your saliva in our mouths, than our own.
So take a hint. Your tongue is a muscle. Use it or lose it.
…this is why you’re single.
