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		<title>Because You Smell Like Cigarettes</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/07/08/because-you-smell-like-cigarettes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 00:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You don&#8217;t see hot girls, or hot guys for that matter, sucking face with an ashtray.  There&#8217;s a reason for that, because it&#8217;s disgusting. I don&#8217;t know when smoking became socially acceptable, but it&#8217;s just as gross as picking your nose and farting in public.  It turns your nails and teeth yellow, it makes you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=137&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Does smoking look hot now?</media:title>
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		<title>Because You&#8217;re Not These Women</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/07/08/because-youre-not-these-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 07:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Behavior]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Confidence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/?p=121</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To be fair – and fairness is a very important journalistic ethic – I thought I should do a counterpart to my fellow blogger’s post.  Because you’re not these women…this is why you’re single. While watching a recent episode of Entourage where E’s extremely whiney, needy and annoying girlfriend Ashley listens to his voicemail unbeknownst [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=121&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">You don't need to be on the cover of a magazine to have confidence.</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Sexy and Confident.</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">It's not just looks that make her so hot.</media:title>
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		<title>Because You&#8217;re Orange</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/07/04/because-youre-orange/</link>
		<comments>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/07/04/because-youre-orange/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 00:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Style]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Looks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ugly]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/?p=105</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Living in Arizona should allow the average person to add a nice summer glow to their skin tone. Just spend 30 minutes out by the pool with a bottle of sun tan lotion and you&#8217;re golden&#8230;literally. But there are always those people who think the amount of orange on their skin directly correlates with their sex [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=105&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Because You&#8217;re Not These Guys</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/28/because-youre-not-these-guys/</link>
		<comments>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/28/because-youre-not-these-guys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Confidence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Looks]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/?p=97</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not too long ago, we (the four female authors of this blog) sat down around a coffee table, mixed drinks in hand, talking about all the guys we would love to be with, if only the stars would align and make our wildest dreams come true. Granted, since that talk, our wildest dreams have yet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=97&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Josh Holloway aka The Man Who Will Save Your Life And Keep You Sexually Satisfied On A Deserted Island</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Cristiano Ronaldo aka The Man Descendent From The Greek Gods</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Henry Cavill aka The Man Who Makes Henry VIII Wish He Had a Thing For Men</media:title>
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		<title>Because You Don&#8217;t Know The Obvious Answers to Certain Questions</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/28/because-you-dont-know-the-obvious-answers-to-certain-questions/</link>
		<comments>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/28/because-you-dont-know-the-obvious-answers-to-certain-questions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 07:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/?p=88</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Do you think I&#8217;m pretty? Wrong answer: Sure. Right answer: You&#8217;re gorgeous. Q: What do you like about me? Wrong answer: I like that you&#8217;re thin. Right answer: Your eyes/smile/laugh/sense of humor/etc. (This goes one step further)  Q: Do you think I&#8217;m too thin? Wrong answer: Maybe a little. Right answer: There is no [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=88&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">I will not give stupid answers.  I will not give stupid answers.</media:title>
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		<title>Because You Don&#8217;t Know The Meaning Of The Word &#8216;No&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/because-you-dont-know-the-meaning-of-the-word-no/</link>
		<comments>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/because-you-dont-know-the-meaning-of-the-word-no/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/?p=80</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If we had to bet, we&#8217;d guess that the word &#8216;no&#8217; was one of the first three words you learned. Heck, it&#8217;s one of the first three words any child learns.  They pick it up and latch on quickly, screaming it repeatedly as their mother pulls them away from the toy section at Target. So [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=80&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">We're sorry, but no means no.</media:title>
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		<title>Because Texting Us That Often Makes Us Want To Claw Our Eyes Out</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/because-texting-us-that-often-makes-us-want-to-claw-our-eyes-out/</link>
		<comments>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/because-texting-us-that-often-makes-us-want-to-claw-our-eyes-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 17:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Obsessive]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/?p=65</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever seen those TV shows where the woman stands in front of the judge asking for a restraining order against her crazed, obsessive ex-boyfriend? Well, that’s what your relationship is going to turn into if you keep up those obnoxious, obsessive text messages. You know the ones: “Hey! How was your day?” or “Just heard [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=65&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Because You Think You&#8217;re Too Good For Everyone</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/01/because-you-think-youre-too-good-for-everyone/</link>
		<comments>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/01/because-you-think-youre-too-good-for-everyone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 22:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lonely]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Picky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/?p=48</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[He thinks he&#8217;s George Clooney, when in reality he&#8217;s Curious George. She thinks she&#8217;s Heidi Klum, but really she&#8217;s Olive Oyl (Popeye&#8217;s girlfriend). We’ve all met, maybe even dated, this mama’s boy, daddy’s little princess or God’s gift to the world. However, this picky dater doesn’t often get a second date because they’re too good [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=48&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Talk to the hand!</media:title>
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		<title>Because You&#8217;re Sporting A Ponytail</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/01/because-youre-sporting-a-ponytail/</link>
		<comments>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/06/01/because-youre-sporting-a-ponytail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 21:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[European]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hair]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/?p=38</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The only one with long, luscious locks in this relationship should be me (the female author of this blog).  Your attachment to your hair scares me a little, plus it means that you most likely spend more time on your hair than I do. Whether it&#8217;s a side, high or low pony, braided, curly or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=38&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">You think this is masculine?</media:title>
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		<title>Because Your Fetish Scares Us</title>
		<link>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/05/19/because-your-fetish-scares-us/</link>
		<comments>http://whyyouresingle.wordpress.com/2010/05/19/because-your-fetish-scares-us/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 00:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Solo Patrol</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a woman named Jillian searching for the love of her life on “The Bachelorette.”  We won’t go into the gory details for those of you whose gag reflex goes into overdrive at the mere mention of the TV show, but one of her love interests had a thing for feet.  Yes, feet. He asked to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whyyouresingle.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13635024&amp;post=23&amp;subd=whyyouresingle&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">You want some of this?</media:title>
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